The man touched his right knee with his index finger and yelled: “Ow, that hurts.” Then he touched his left cheek and again ...

So for that reason, and because we are (rightfully) not allowed to give you drugs, these jokes are the medicine we’re offering. Doctor: “There’s good news and bad news. The bad news is ...

"'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm depressed'. Well, he said, 'whenever I'm depressed I cheer myself up by going to see the funniest comedian that there is, Stewart Lee'. I said, 'I am Stewart Lee'. He ...