We've got a lot of problems with people who don't think Festivus is a real holiday. And now you're gonna hear about it. A "Seinfeld"-themed holiday that Jason Alexander's George Costanza can ...

I really didn’t need to do anything to make this argument. All I had to do was tell you what Woody has said. Perhaps that is a Festivus Miracle.

My aluminum pole, with its high strength-to-weight ratio, has again been pulled out of the crawl space and is ready for another Festivus miracle. We shall start this season off with my favorite ...