106-year-old Cretora Biggerstaff says she flies twice a year but has to go through so much trouble to fly to Florida with ... realize I'm not some stupid old lady, and that's what they think ...

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly I don't know why she swallowed a fly Perhaps she'll die. I know an old lady who swallowed a spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her She ...

An 81-year-old New York woman is stranded in Puerto Rico because her airline will not let her leave with her pet parrot.