Add the garlic, chilli powder, cumin, smoked paprika, oregano and tomato ... To make the fried jalapenos, mix together the flours with the sparkling water and season the batter with salt.

Pile the pickled cucumber over the salmon and serve with the jalapeno, caper, cream cheese spread on the side. For more Christmas inspiration, see Simon'sglazed ham recipe.

East-West shrimp cocktail with Thai spices and smoked jalapenos; chipotle ribs with chocolate and drunken salsa; "Planet Barbecue" banana split made with grilled plantains.