New York Yankees outfielder Cody Bellinger has sworn off chicken wings for five years following his recent bout with food poisoning.Bellinger announced his decision Wednesday, two days after he consumed some room-service chicken wings at the Yankees' team hotel in Detroit while he watched the NCAA Tournament national championship game.

Forgive the mixed meats metaphor, but the beef Cody Bellinger has started with his chicken wings comments is heating up. The Yankees slugger (and former Dodger) needs to heed the timeless words of his former fellow Los Angeleno Ice-T and remember,

He was just trying to enjoy watching the national championship game Monday night in his hotel room when he ordered some room-service chicken wings.