If so, get ready, because we've, ahem, unearthed an entire stockpile of funny puns and Halloween one-liners ... the change would do him good. How do monsters travel long distances?

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And kids still do think it’s funny. As I write this the day before Halloween, “Monster Mash” by Bobby “Boris” Pickett sits at No. 25 on the iTunes pop singles chart. Click over to ...