But so does saying married men are lazy and complacent, and that’s why they let themselves go. Sometimes, yeah, absolutely, it is — there are idle slobs everywhere, giving the rest of us a bad name.

Bachelors, listen up. If you stumble upon a devastatingly beautiful lady and manage to woo her and pay dowry (by the way, men who eloped with people’s daughter and keep playing hide-and-seek ...