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Anthony Ellison shares his perspective of the week in NZ politics.

US President Donald Trump onboards his promised Golden Age era with pervasive tariffs across all countries. Given that reciprocal tariff rates are estimated based on trade deficit ratios of individual ...

First came Duncan Hines Ice Cream. It was an instant hit, not because of the familiar name but the high butterfat content.

U.S. President Donald Trump's policies have redefined global trade dynamics, prompting allies like Canada to seek new ...

Here I come to save the day!” That was the refrain of the popular cartoon character Mighty Mouse. (Paging the late Andy Kaufman.) Investors are hoping that someone will emulate the superhero rodent ...

Kenny Everett died 30 years ago today, yet although we're familiar with the comic characters he created, there's one he lent ...

The synopsis for the April 3 episode is, “Amelia and Simone attempt to perform a high-stakes and groundbreaking brain surgery ...

Canada? Mexico? Russia? President Donald Trump excluded several countries from the tariffs he announced this week.

View Town Square/Opinion cartoons for the week of March 31, 2025.

News editorials are written by the paper's Editorial Board and serve as the voice and view of the paper. The board considers ...