But these days, dog poop is often a conversation starter with walkers when the snow melts and the evidence (poop bags) hang ...

The dog signs off on a distinctly potty-mouthed note: “So, come on: Pick up your s*** and let’s f*** colon cancer,” it says ...

Bird poop can also be highly acidic ... It’s most important to get it off quick, and without agitating it”. Justin Pritchard is an experienced motoring expert whose work is read and watched ...