Toad’s breakout role, of course, came in the original Super Mario Bros. for the NES, when he spoke the now iconic and infamous line: “Thank you Mario!But our princess is in another castle ...

Like a toadstool… “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... “It may have been the least impressive sex ...