Or maybe let me rephrase that: I love the taste, smell, and culture of coffee, I love the silky smooth foam on a cappuccino, I love a snooty barista with a twirly mustache. Sadly, the beverage doesn’t ...

Twelve minutes into the stream, the first ne’er-do-wells appear, sharpie-in-hand, before applying a fake twirly moustache on the human statue, who diligently remains in place. The college-aged ...