My dad has found a new way of cutting the grass. He tells dad jokes until the lawns moan. A guy got kicked out of the Al's society for cutting the grass. Protesters surrounded the building shouting: "Re-member the Al who mowed!" My neighbour's grass keeps cutting itself... I am think it's emow. Have you heard about the new greens keeper at Wembley?

2024年12月7日 · Find humor in the inevitable with our collection of death jokes. From dark to light-hearted, we've got you covered. Get ready to die laughing!

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2023年2月20日 · Here are some great grass joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about grass. Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He’s a lawn mooer. I was going to tell you a joke about grass, but I decided to weed it out. Someone has stolen the grass from my garden said the woman looking forlorn.

Grass puns could be the “lawn”-gevity boost you need! Why settle for bland jokes? Get ready to leaf your worries behind. These puns are a-cut above the rest! – Mowing the lawn never gets old; it just keeps growing on me. – Lawn gnomes: the grass’s best friends. – Turf wars are always a battle of the blades. – That new grass is looking unbeleafable.

My neighbor’s kitty cat assists him in cutting the grass on the lawn. The cat is a good lawn-meower. I was searching for caterpillar tracks on the grass when a tank ran me over.

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2023年9月16日 · Cutting grass: the closest thing to art that a lawnmower can achieve. Grass: the universe’s way of saying, “Let’s get grounded.” “Grass is always greener on the other side.”

These are 58 cutting grass jokes and hilarious cutting grass puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cutting grass that are good jokes for kids and friends.